Last few things to do before you leave the town..

1. Mug Shot at the City Police Department:

2. Jail test out
Too bad didn't get finger printed.

3. Get drunk with your coworkers. Get drunk, I meant only get drunk, not sleeping with them.

Farewell, CLSP.

Sick Leave

My 1st sick leave experience is very pleasant! Hehehe..

On Tuesday, I called GM and told him that I will be late. So, I got to work at 10 a.m. Struggling through the work day and went to see a very..weird and not very persuasive doctor, got some antibiotic and went back to work.

On Wednesday, I called GM again after I woke up and told him that I will be late. Ended up, after snoozing for the 10th time, I decided that I am going to sleep till whenever I want. It was so much fun! I woke up at 12pm, started wandering around the house and decided that I am not going back to work..so, I started making myself lunch and dinner and pigged out in front of the TV. It was very nice..and relaxing. Sigh..home cook meal is soooo gooood...

Oh well, I finished using my paid sick leave. Hahaha..Now I have to use my regular vacation day.

Have been sick twice in a month. Kinda scary..

Test Drive

When you go to test drive a car, if the car salesman is with you, try asking him/her this question when you are in the middle of the freeway:

"Have anyone ever pulled out a gun and asked you to give them your cell phone and get off the car when they are test-driving a car?"

Try that. It is fun especially you have a friend sitting in the backseat behind the salesman.

Happy Birthday!

Today is my GM's birthday. In order to surprise him, we placed his gift, Diet Mountain Dew and Fritos and TP-ed his office when he went out for lunch. Hehehe..Should have used 2 rolls of TP instead of 1..

At first, we were going to stuff his car with Fritos but due to some unexpected incident, we ended up put his gift in his office.

How many people would have a chance to do that to their boss? Glad that I did..Haha..He was actually quite happy that we didn't treat him as a boss today.

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Happy Birthday to another person, RT! Guess you are too drunk to answer your phone? Hehe..Hope you have a good one as you are aging now.. ^-^

Ooops! I did it again!

Did another prank on my friend, HM that day (he is in HK now).

Me: Grandpa HM!
HM: "Nothing"? Muahahaha
Me: Got thing!!!
HM: What happened??
Me: I got married!! :D
HM: Who is soooo lucky?
Me: for visa purpose lah..is a fake marriage.. :D
HM: ...............are you kidding?
-------silence-------
Me: Wai Wai!! Heart attack??
HM: Really Heart Attack
Me: Wah..so geng..Still can message wor..Not calling 911?
HM: ....................Can I call you in 10 minutes?
Me: No...will scare me to death!! I am just kidding..Hahahaha..
HM: ....................I surrender..Can never win you on your pranks..
Me: YEAH..It is lonely to always be the winner.. *cry*

I know I am Evil *stare at you innocently* But, I can't help it! Muahahaha..
Sorry, HM. But I did deliver you the good news though..even though it took me a while to convince you to believe it.

Muahahaha..

Came back to a fly infested apartment. Freaking me out! It is the type with shinny body and makes tons of noise when flying around. That's the type I was afraid of when I was little. I can kill all those tiny black flies easily but I am just scared of those shinny ones cause they are usually bigger in size.

30 something flies are in my apartment!! Half dead, half alive. Look around to find the root to the problem but there are none! I don't have any food laying around or anything. Wonder why and how they decide that my apartment is their house when they don't even pay rent! Sigh..creatures are so unreliable nowadays..

Took a bunch of old newspaper, started smacking around. Finally, I decided to use some more civilized way to kill them. I took out the vacuum at 10.30pm and attacked all of them! Suck the life out of them! MUAHAHAHAHA...

Maybe I should learn from EVIL 1 by taping the dead body of those flies on the walls hoping that other flies would understand and stay away from my apartment when they refused to pay rent. Hmm...Or maybe I should just take their SSN and sue them..Hehehe..

I am EVIL.

I found LOVE

~Best picture taken ever~

by Keny Ooi

It is so hard. We tried to take it again, the sun is no longer at the same position. No photoshop or whatsoever was done on this picture. I did resize it. That love shape is so...PERFECT!

Oh, by the way, that's my current girlfriend. ^-*
Let the sun show my love for her to the whole world...Wo Hoo...

Salute!!

Dedicated to CTF! My salute to you..
Hehehe..Don't kill me please..

^-^

Called the credit card company that day to activate one of my credit cards. I have to talk to the operator because for some reason, the automated system doesn't work well.

The operator activated my credit card and then he asked,
"Ma'am, what is the APR you are paying now for your other credit card?"

I don't remember the APR for my other credit card, and this question just popped out from no where, so, I answered,
"It's none of your concern, isn't it?"

Hehehe...He was shocked and paused for a few seconds there before he could answer my question. Well, he leave me alone after that. Hahaha..I am MEAN.

Sex Education and Malaysia

It is sad that Malaysia is such a conservative country. It is not a bad thing to be conservative but when people are not acting as conservative as they used to be, then the government should start doing something to minimize the troubles those not-so-conservative people can get themselves into.
I am talking about sex education here.

You can argue with me that we are not conservative. But from Kenny Sia's blog, you can tell that even a male to male conversation, the doctor can't even say the word Erectile Dysfunction. What's so embarassing about saying that word? He is a doctor and it is a scientific term! Besides, he is not saying it to the opposite gender! I wonder what he would say or do if he is saying this to a female!

Most of my friends from Malaysia, doesn't even know what STD stands for, not to mention the problem and damages that STD could cause them and the ways they could contract STD! It is such a taboo to even talk about all these things among friends, especially with the presence of both gender in the conversation. But with the increasing number of sexually active teenagers who always thought that they are invincible, this is a damn important knowledge!

In the high school/secondary school, we only learn about how babies are made, scientifically. That's all we learned. They never gave us sex education and tell us about the consequences of our action. They never told us that it is not okay to not use protection. They never told us that counting your period definitely wont guarantee you from being knock up by some guy or knock up some gal. They of course, will not tell you that condom doesn't protect you from STD, especially female!

As the results, more early marriages, more dysfunctional family, higher divorce rate, and the worst come to worst, more untreated STD individual walking around the city and spreading them.
In my high school year, I got a few schoolmates, who had to quit school because they are pregnant! They were 16 or 17 at that time! Ways to ruin your life, my dear!
It is so sad that the conservative society had caused so many unneccessary troubles and ruined so many lifes, especially those newborns who are innocent!

Another thing with the conservative society is that people are not comfortable to go to the stores to buy condoms or pills, especially the pills. Condoms, are easy. You run into 7-11, simply grab one, throw some cash on the counter, and run out. I guess that should be easy enough for most guy. As for the pills, no. You need doctor's prescription for pills. If you go to the pharmacy in your town, it might eventually become a news to everyone that "Oh, that someone's daughter is sexually active! What a shame!"

My Polish friend, a woman with a daughter 2 years younger than me, she brought her daughter to the doctor when she was 19 years old and has a boyfriend. She told the daughter about using protection, STD, and bring her to the doctor to get prescription for pills. Even though she would not like her daughter to be sexually active, she chosed to be up and open so that her daughter doesn't have to hide it, and have enough knowledge to protect herself. That's what Malaysian should do!

It is so sad that in Malaysia, talking about sex makes you a slut, especially for female. I really do enjoy the life here, where I can be myself and not have to worry so much about all these gender bias topics that I should avoid speaking, making fun of, or even voice my opinion. I am glad that I have the chance to open up my mind, live my life, and be myself without letting the judgement from the society hold me back. These 5 years really meant a lot to me. I am really glad that I have made the best out of them. If I have to go back to Malaysia this December, I think I will gladly accept it.

Finally, something to share with you all.
Here's the funny story about an embarassing incident encountered by my friend:
In my university's student health center, they give free condoms to the students. (They even have it wrapped nicely like a lollipop for Valentine's day)They put those colorful condoms in a basket, and you can grab as many as you want. They are packed into a long oval shape instead of the regular round shape.
There is this Indian student, unmarried, who came from a conservative society, of course, and probably never seen a condom in his life, yet. He was waiting for his medicine near the pharmacy counter and he was looking at those condoms, wondering what they are. The nurse(female) thought that he would like to take it but he is just being shy, so, she told him, "You can take as many as you want." He then asked the nurse, "Which color do you like?" The nurse was puzzled by his question, and later on, he only found out that they are condoms! They thought that they are candy!

Here are some links that you can go to read about STD
STD from CDC
I Wanna Know
Also, just a reminder to females, you are advised to do a PAP test if you are sexually active, or over 20 years old. Here's the information link.

Cellnique Pro Sebum Gel -- Is it safe?

Saw the advertisement of this product on Xiaxue's blog (picture taken from her blog as well). Everything sounded really great and wonderful. It seems like you are going to get a baby-like skin after 2 weeks of using the product. However, I am not fully convinced with the safety of this product.

First of all, is a product of Malaysia.
As we all known, a very common knowledge, Malaysia is a place where you can reach all your goals and have all your dreams come true easily. You just need to do some signing, wiring, transferring.. from one bank account to another..and..everything is possible!! It is not that hard, isn't it? As long as you have enough $$. One can get away with murders and one can get away with death penalty, whatelse is impossible?

Secondly, the name of the brand is Cellnique.
Why?? Why name it Cellnique?? I know we have a well-known cosmetic product line named Clinique, so, WHY?? I hated it when people are trying to fight their rival by using a name that is slightly different. It is fine if they are just selling small things like cookies, detergents, sodas and stuff like that (It is very common in the US for those company to do that). But this is a high end cosmetic products, not those cheap cosmetic products you got it from pasar malam! Why can't you come up with your own name?

Thirdly, the product is pretty new on the market.
Even in the US, there are recalls for new products. I have been here for 5 years and have some basic knowledge about all the cosmetics, drugs and foods regulation in the US. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) have a pretty strict regulations on these products. Even so, some drugs, dietary supplements, foods and cosmetic products were being recalled after a few months or years they were on the market. In terms of laws and regulations, they have so much less corruptions compared to Malaysia. Their government also act so much faster than those Malaysian government who most of the time scratches their ass and do nothing all day.

Seriously. When you have an emergency, for instance, robbery or some danger-related emergency, don't even think about seeing the shadow nor hearing the sirens of the police car in the first 30 minutes after you call 999 (i.e. 911 in the US). They are not paid to ensure your safety, they are paid to ensure that they get enough Kopi-money and salary for their household. Nice, isn't it? Feel safe to go back to Malaysia? Absolutely!!

Back to the topic.
One thing that I felt relieve about is that they are able to sell it in the Singapore market. Singapore is not as corrupted as Malaysia.. so..maybe..you can give it a shot. Anyway, I am still very skeptic about the fabulousness and safety of this product. If you want to try it, you can go ahead. As for me, I will probably wait around and see what's going on next. If they are able to sell it in the US market, then, I might give it a shot.

老 K 發騷

哈哈。。昨天在裹粽子的時候，錄了一段老K發騷的片段，還蠻搞笑的。不好意思，為了個人隱私的關係，只公開給朋友看而已。想看的話，就到 YouTube 開個戶口，然後留你的用戶名字在留言版給我吧。

Have A Good Laugh..

We were so bored today and started playing around with CL's new computer. The new MacBook has iSight with it. These are the pictures that we took with her computer. We were having so much fun playing with it and took some really weird and funny pictures.
Here are some to share with you guys. Enjoy and have a good laugh!

The alien effect. Hehehehe... Am I pretty or what?

Me, and myself. We are good buddies. :P

I love myself...just waaayyyy too much!!

The ring....SHE IS BACK!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ring Ring!! Don't answer your phone...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
But please do answer mine when I call you.

Me....The most normal picture.

Ignorant

B and I was talking about Geisha that day while we were walking back from Largomarcino coffee house. Then, we went into the topic about the money Sayuri got from selling her first night. B thought that Yen is the currency for China, so, I was trying to explain to B about Yen and Renminbi. Then, a girl walked up from behind. She turned back, laughing and said that, "Isn't it funny about all these international things? They are all Asia" Then she giggled, and walked away. Well, just so you know, ignorant dumbass, you are laughing at yourself. We are not laughing with you.

A peacemaker like me, of course, wouldn't stop her and argue with her. No point to do that indeed. You want to be an ignorant like the rest of the Americans, go ahead. Be my guest. Most of you guys are "Katak Di Bawah Temperung" to me anyway.

Maybe, I should have stopped her and tell her, "How do you like it if I call you a German Nazi? You are all Caucasian anyway, rite? Dumbass!" Or maybe I should just tell her, "How do you like it if I pay you in Colones (Costa Rica currency) instead of dollar?" Hmm...it would be interesting to look at her facial expression after that...

Peace out.